August 2012
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
letmesayiloveyou:
i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
izumikage:
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.
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noboyfriendjust:
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
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July 2012
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tkinga:
harlequinesque:
UMM CAN WE MAYBE TALK ABOUT WHO QUINTO DATED BEFORE GROFF
NOBODY CARED WHEN IT WAS GOING ON BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW WHO COLTON WAS IN 2009
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
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